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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

thehardtimes.net Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.

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I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era
- Too new
  
  I never understood Vine, and I still don't understand TikTok. But, tell me about a weird man riding on an amazing horse, and I know exactly what you mean.
  
  I used to be with “it,” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary.

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