We have geese here and basically come in during spring and literally take over. They are all over the beach, shit on every grass patch and generally have attitudes when you walk by. Some even posturing up like they are going to charge.
They are the assholes of the bird kingdom. They sit on roof tops and beak off from 4am to 7am, honking like a meteor is headed right for us.
Just because they do not take shit from humans and are violent avian insurrectionists that absolutely will ruin your day doesn't mean they are unworthy of love.