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I am reasonably certain I have been to the theatre where she went down on that guy.
This is the most interesting fact about my life.
They should put up a plaque in the seat it happened.
"Did you know? This seat is the only one in Ottawa to feature in an Alanis Morissette song.
This plaque is here to remind you."
[God I wish I knew how to Photoshop]
"... of the mess she left when he came in her."
Nah, that's the stains and popcorn pieces on the floor they spackled over for preservation.
They look like jagged little pills now.
Nature is amazing!
I am reasonably certain I have been to the theatre where she went down on that guy.
When contacted for comment, Morissette responded:
"Can confirm! I was giving him the side-eye."