Yo ho!
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I would do this if not for the irresistible urge to make full use of this treasure of an opportunity to look and act like a pirate in a socially acceptable context.
Nothing's stopping you from dressing as a 1700s pirate who sells pirate media 😀
Aye, i can get ya a bootleg of “Two lasses one barrel” if ye be interested.
Is that the one where you can see her ankles?
Sus. You're talking about pillaging booty aren't you