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pull out bonk bat
gets out the horny helmet
commit Horizontal bonk
turns the helmet sideways, covers face with helmets and duct tape
go behind you and bonk you from behind
turns out my face was actually facing backwards to trick my opponent, while wearing an anti-bonk mask
point-blank bonk shotgun you
I shove some objects inside the bonk shotgun the moment its fired (a flash drive containing 27tbs of furry porn) causing it to explode backwards out of sheer physical and emotional pressure
smack you with the shotgun
after taking the hit with my anti-bonk helmets, I gather all my anti-bonk helmets to make an anti-bonk full-cover armor
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