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That's not an insult it's a curse
Insult:
Your elevator doesn't quite go all the way up.
You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager
One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are"
May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.
No! Don't inflict them on the rest of us!
This is both
You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
(because someone had to)
And you fight like a hen.
I don't get what that's supposed to mean... Wouldn't dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?
Your elevator doesn't quite go all the way up.
NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!
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