Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I'll pop over and install our patented "Discerning Shitter Filter," guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere
But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.