Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’
Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’
Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
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Jingle bells
trump smells like shit
That is all.
Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.
Jingle bells,
Donald Trump smells,
Pro-se-cute him all the way!
Oh, whata time
It is to live!
Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!
Hey!
Can anyone else improve this?
Jingle Bells
Donald smells
Jai-l all the way
What a time
To be a live
Let's lit-i-gate him away
Hey!
Rolls off the tongue better.
I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.
Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults
"Donald Smells" is actually a better fit than "Donald Trump smells" and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how "Trump" is longstanding British slang for "fart" though and then you get both names in.
Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn't find the energy myself.
Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them...?
I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don't get it wrong!