Do a $2,000 job for me for free. Oh yeah, and you must be insured and experienced!
Do a $2,000 job for me for free. Oh yeah, and you must be insured and experienced!
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what the fuck leave that beautiful tree alone!!
55 0 ReplyDon't feel sorry for it, that tree committed multible instances of driving under the influence
31 0 Replytt also committed Treeson!
24 0 ReplyAnd batree
7 0 ReplyThese puns are treeific.
3 0 ReplyYou just reused a word for a pun. Why wood you do this?
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It got so many DUIs that they upgraded him to a Felony.
He still goes hunting twice a year despite it not being allowed to own a gun.
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It can be a hazard next to houses. I've seen many health looking trees fall on them after storms/ice storms.
21 0 ReplyI'm pro-tree but after a Fall of constant leaf-raking, I can understand why so many people have bare yards.
5 0 ReplySerious question: why are you raking the leaves?
7 0 ReplyProbably to fufil the anti-worm and anti-compost agenda that is prevalent on any social media.
Just a hunch.
5 0 ReplyOr the glorious HOA made an edict.
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If you have heavy leaf fall it'll smother the grass and kill the lawn.
4 0 ReplyBecause if I don't my dad will, and he is elderly and usually injures himself raking.
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Both trees near my house have fallen during a crazy storm. Our pine-tree missed our car by like 2cm. It was incredible. Ripped out, roots and all.
Our other tree split during the same storm and damaged our roof.
No more trees within falling distance of my house, ever again.
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