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I'm back with my 8 cheese products. Crisis averted. Thanks to all those that left messages of support. I couldn't reply because my cheese gags are a little bit dirty tbh.
shit cheese poem
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a brie,
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese,
Everybodys looking for stilton.Some of them want halloumi
Some of them want to get danish blue
Some of them want manchego
Some of them want provoloneI want this at my funeral when I die of a self medicated cheese overdose.
Oooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaah-aaaaaaaaah-aaaaaaaah
I suddenly feel cheese deficient. I only have about four. Maybe I need to schedule a cheese buying foray?
You can never have enough cheese unless you've been constipated for days and then you remember why.
Making your own cheese is a bliss, but the downside of not having immediately available cheese upon completion is a killer.
Halloumi and other quesa fresca excluded