Jan. 6 “QAnon Shaman” is running for Congress
Jan. 6 “QAnon Shaman” is running for Congress
Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona
Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.
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Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.
109 0 ReplyHe's vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn't up to his standards?
White people, man...
39 0 ReplyWhy "gently", though?
13 0 ReplyHe has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.
56 0 ReplyDon’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!
22 0 ReplyVigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that
16 0 ReplyYeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole
14 0 Reply'parts of lots of dicks'
just doesn't roll off the tongue like
'whole lotta dicks'
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Maybe we're making dick slaw
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Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour
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I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.
12 0 ReplyIs this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
7 0 ReplyDon't forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.
3 0 ReplyWe don't want to burn the back of his throat.
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