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Never forget that out first message to alien life was a naked selfie, a mix tape, and directions to our home.
49 0 Replylol damn… now that you mention it the scientists that worked on Voyager basically predicted internet dating culture in 2023.
Nudes, link to a Spotify playlist, and if all goes well, late night hookup directions.
25 0 ReplyMaybe that is why they never come here. We sent out the equivalent of "hot girls in your area want to meet"
Aliens: agh, fishing scams
14 0 ReplyMaybe not fishing... I mean humans on the silver screen are all about organ harvesting aliens.
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Imagine they get to earth, see everyone wearing cloths and are like "nah, wrong place"
16 0 Replyprobably already happened lmao
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