What is the Linux equivalent of a MacBook Air? Unless its literally MacBook Air and the virtualization just hasn't come far enough

K here's an example to help illustrate what I'm looking for: pretend I'm a MacBook and this is a dumb fantasy like Thomas the Tank or whatever. Say I want to romance a Linux copy of me? What laptop as a fellow laptop do I want to "Migrate" or upload with?

Edit: I have no viruses to speak of or at all