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No, you are not. these people must've masturbated, hence they're sinful.
155 0 ReplyOr they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they're basically satan
78 0 ReplySatin, you say?
50 0 ReplyStatins
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Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?
25 0 ReplyIncluding your underpants. And socks.
18 0 ReplyAnd skin.
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Santa
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But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?
25 0 ReplyAccording to the 20 commandments that i just made up-
drop one stone tablet
10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you're sinned.
45 0 ReplyNice reference drop there.
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Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment
23 0 ReplySo... Christianity has thought crimes?
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*Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.*
16 0 Reply-embrace sweet death
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They should just repent for existing, if they can't even do that they're basically just asking for the train
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Aren't they from birth sinful?
12 0 ReplyImminent death and dismemberment is my kink
the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test
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