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Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
88 0 ReplyDon't forget the suffering Irishman.
77 0 ReplyThat’s not really science fiction though.
47 0 ReplyHere's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
28 0 ReplySteampunk has entered the chat
13 0 ReplySteampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.
28 0 ReplySteampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don't exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.
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What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?
3 0 ReplyWell since the Irish reunification of 2024... [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]
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Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.
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Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
38 0 Reply30 0 ReplyIt's a popular one-man show that's been on since 1966.
5 0 ReplyI’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.
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She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.
27 0 Reply34 0 ReplyI forgot about this lol, it was a great episode
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21 0 Reply17 0 ReplyI kid, Janeway was pretty cool
as long as she had coffee7 0 Reply
I like your funny words, space man
22 0 ReplyYou forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy
13 0 ReplyAbout her coffee obsession... let's just say it wasn't just coffee in that cup.
4 0 Replyshe either had tuvix or kim tears in there too
3 0 ReplySplitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!
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Data's organ solo's pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-zgojwMYo
3 0 ReplyOr Data's rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA
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Don't forget
Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.
Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma
Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu
Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues
11 0 ReplyLondo = space Hitler
... Shit, wrong magazine.
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Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice
7 0 ReplySisko = The cooler murderous criminal
Come on now, The Thong Song isn't that bad.
6 0 ReplyUm . . Don’t make me ask
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Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
5 0 ReplySicko
4 0 ReplyLmao fucking autocorrect
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do archer and burnham XD
4 0 ReplyArcher is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.
Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.
7 0 ReplyJonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.
5 0 ReplyWas Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?
2 0 ReplyJonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.
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Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.
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