You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?
I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.
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I just wanna be No-health-problem man
I'd love to be no-longer-forced-to-rent man.
Imagine it being a monkey's paw and.
Now you're homeless instead unable to find roof over your head. You can't even rent that spot in the alley where the cardboard boxes don't get as wet as the others.