What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth?
What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth?
I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
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My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.
He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.
83 0 Reply... nose tissues? You mean, just regular tissues? Did your dad lie to you about tissues too??
44 0 ReplyAs opposed to, you know, butt tissues 😂
17 0 ReplyI was thinking cock tissues myself.
2 0 ReplyThat could so easily be heard as 'butt issues'
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Haha this is such a funny lie.
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