Without using pronouns (me, he, she, it, etc) or articles (a, an, the), how did you come up with your user name?
Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.
I'll start:
HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.
SauceBossSmokin had coworkers were big into Epic Meal Time on YouTube and started calling SauceBossSmokin sauce boss. SauceBossSmokin also smoke tasty meats with pellet smoker which belongs to SauceBossSmokin