I've had on my to-do list for more than a year now a picture of a Tab Complete vending machine, with two penguins stood before it, one on top of the other, the upper one stuffing coins into the slot, and the bottom one removing the bottles from the trough, uncapping them, and passing them to a third penguin, who drinks the contents and passes the empty bottles to the girl, who holds them steady beneath a funnel, while the fish pours in the gasoline and corks them with a rag, and then a fourth penguin lights them and fires them with a slingshot out the window into an advancing computer horde.