What is the funniest insult / joke you've come up with on the spot?
What is the funniest insult / joke you've come up with on the spot?
For me it was "Your mom looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings.". My best friend took a few seconds to process what I just said to him and then started crying laughing. Good times. I think it was the deadpan delivery that killed him.
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A young woman I knew was complaining that she had made plans to meet a friend in the city (long before most people had mobile phones), but the friend hadn't showed up so she waited for a long time on the street corner.
My brother immediately chipped in, "what was his name, John?"
I am too stupid to get it, tbh. Is that a movie quote / reference?
A John is also the customer of a prostitute. (at least in the USA)
Ahh okay, I did not know that.