I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.
My problem is her calling me names because I'm not into her kink. It's like she's trying to shame me into being into it. Thats over the line. I don't give a fuck what she does in the bedroom, but it's clear from this conversation that she's a bad person.
So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?
You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?
I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.
What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?
I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.