Southern Baptists target porn, sports betting, same-sex marriage and 'willful childlessness'
Southern Baptists target porn, sports betting, same-sex marriage and 'willful childlessness'
The nation's largest Protestant denomination will ask its members to approve a resolution calling for a reversal of the Supreme Court's landmark gay marriage decision.
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Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.
Since you brought up salad, any lettuce other than iceberg, lest we forget arugala-gate
As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.
Midwesterner identified
I was speaking for blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jesus.
Dancing, you left out dancing and.. fun. Short shorts, miniskirts and bikinis.
Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.