Southern Baptists target porn, sports betting, same-sex marriage and 'willful childlessness'
Southern Baptists target porn, sports betting, same-sex marriage and 'willful childlessness'
The nation's largest Protestant denomination will ask its members to approve a resolution calling for a reversal of the Supreme Court's landmark gay marriage decision.
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Willful childlessness is such a hilarious concept. I'm rollin' around here.
What are they gonna do? Check if you're having unprotected sex sufficiently? Check how many miscarriages you've had? HAHAHAHAh. Fuckin' donkeys.
edit: Small gubment.
Ban birth control in your area.
Story time - When I was a kid you had to get condoms through a family planning clinic or by crossing a border and many chose the latter. It was gone by the time I became old enough for it to be an issue for me.
Thankfully I live in the same country where there would immediately be government ending riots if there was any attempt to ban any form of birth control. Hell, the cops wouldn't even stop the riots, they'd probably join in.
I hadn't considered that though in fairness. It's just such a crazy notion.
You mean, pay for my therapy, fix my broken personality, and force me to touch grass?
I mean....If you either need or should have it then..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯....sure? (genuinely hope you're OK though. If not and you need to talk then hit me up.)
The touching grass part is up to you though. It's just outside.
Oh. I guess I read that wrong as "willful childishness" and thought they were just being kind of petty at the end.
To be fair, that would be completely on brand for them
They won't care if some of the women they hurt were genuinely trying to comply.