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Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."
Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"
Greedy player:
What about petrifying everybody then, who's unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!
Cue my ...entry... music
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
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