What's the worst "corporate speak/buzzwords" that you absolutely hate?
What's the worst "corporate speak/buzzwords" that you absolutely hate?
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- bandwidth
- massage
- ping
I used to have a coworker who would also say things like "I'll ping you after the meeting" and I'd chuckle because it sounded so stupid.
One day he asked me why I was smirking and I lied and told him "You know what 'pinging' means, right? It's the act of putting a metal rod in your urethra and tapping it with a tuning fork."
He NEVER said it again.
I always think of the
pingcommand line utility because I haven’t really used the word outside that context ever.He NEVER said [ping] again.
Alright, I'll peg you instead!
What do you have against massages? I find them relaxing.
I don’t remember what it was exactly but someone said something along the lines of “we’ll need to massage it a bit as we roll it out” regarding a new system being implemented.
Oh god I've heard that one many times before as well. It's like adult baby talk