2025-05-07
2025-05-07
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āHow many times did I say it, Harold? How many times? āMake sure that bomb shelterās got a can openerāaināt much good without a can opener,ā I said.ā
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Obviously it's a joke for the comic, but if you're ever in a situation like this, you can sand down the lip of the can lid on a rough surface (like a concrete floor) and it will open up.
You can also smack the rolled edges of two cans together until one of them yields like an epic gladiator fight of beans vs. beans.
beans
Now you've done it....
BEANS?
I heard we were doing beans again!
beansbeansbeansbeansbeans
Be wary of metal dust, but yes.
I'll take a bit of iron/aluminum over starving to death.
Be wary does not mean don't. Just be aware of the risks and minimize exposure. Don't be dumb.
Back in the day people got lead poisoning, though.
https://www.historytoday.com/archive/canned-food-sealed-icemens-fate