NPR: Trump Has 'Begun Process' of Replacing Pete Hegseth
NPR: Trump Has 'Begun Process' of Replacing Pete Hegseth
NPR is reporting that despite public backing from Trump and Karoline Leavitt, the White House has begun the process of looking for a new Secretary of Defense.

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What's the conversion of scaramuccis to hegseths?
80 0 ReplyAssuming he's out and replaced tomorrow (makes the conversion easier), he'd be in position for 88 days.
That's 8 mooches (or 2 Trusses for our friends using the metric system).
- 1 Mooch = 11 Days
- 1 Truss = 44 days (or 4 Mooches)
- 1 Hesgeth = 2 Trusses = 8 Mooches
121 0 ReplyThat nazi being in office for 88 days seems fitting, doesn't it?
54 0 ReplyNot as fitting as being in office for 0 days, TBH.
15 0 ReplyRaus he goes
7 0 ReplyRunter, hoffentlich.
2 0 ReplyOo let’s shorten it— ‘AUS! 👉‘ might work better with a naughty dog like Pete haha
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1 Hegseth = 1 octomooch
20 0 ReplyI’m sure it would tickle him to have left after 88 days.
Appreciate the mafs.
18 0 ReplyLOL "or two Trusses for our friends using the metric system"
I needed a good laugh, thank you
17 0 ReplyThe metric conversion is very useful thank you
16 0 ReplyWhen this baby reaches 88 days, you're gonna see some serious shit.
- Doc Brown
10 0 ReplyThis is amazing 🤩🤩🤩
7 0 ReplyKudos, that’s by far the best humorous post I’ve seen on Lemmy so far!
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