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Vampires

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Final boss: agnostic vampire
- Agnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success.
  
  Hunter: Yeah, I really don't know. You look really strong but I'm really strong too.
  
  Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me!
  
  Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I'm even more uncertain.
  
  Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!
- Alternative option: atheist redditor vampire
  
  Allergic to sunlight, story checks out.
  
  And deodorant

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