They'll cast you back to the Windows realm with all their toxic might

Thats the neat part, we dont need to and theres literally no benefit in doing so. Heres the cycle

Linux user suggests Linux to eveyone (like a dumbass) -> people install Linux -> its not a Windows clone -> people get pissed and complain (without doing anything constructive) -> people reinstall Windows

The fact is the more nontechnical people use Linux the more complaints maintainers get, the less detailed bug reports become, and the increase to funding/contributions will be mininal if even noticeable.