“average person gets 5-10 cockroaches in their penis a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 cockroaches in their penis per year. Soundings Georg, who lives in cave & inserts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
This is why you have to use mean and not average in these situations. Obviously the outliers who insert a lot of roaches in their cocks are skewing the data for the average person.