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Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
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"Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?"
Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I'm gay as fuck.
157 0 ReplyIt is important to keep stressing the "weirdo" line. It's super effective.
63 0 ReplyCalling a reactionary a weirdo got me banned in one of the political communities recently. Mod called it attacking language
17 0 ReplyThat mod is a weirdo
25 0 ReplyName and shame. The top of every sub should include a breakdown of the mods and their moderation stats. The way it's currently designed enables propaganda and misinformation as much as Reddit ever did.
7 0 Replyit was on politics @lemmy.world, it was jordanlund
the comment that was removed that got me banned for questioning the mod
Removed Comment >bluemaga LoL making up shit and trying to make it stick is so ambitious. Good luck weirdo.
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I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.
23 0 ReplyLike a reverse Louis Armstrong.
9 0 ReplySatchmoSuckmo4 0 Reply
Only if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.
10 0 ReplyDepends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.
7 0 ReplyAre you using staws in your vanilla ice cream shakes tho?
7 0 ReplyThat's a good point. You may be attracted to men and enjoy having sex with them... but Fox News only says you're gay if you use a straw for a fast food drink.
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I don’t care for dicks, but I do love to suck
6 0 ReplyI'm gay as fuck.
How much straws do you use?
4 0 ReplyNone. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s
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Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!
4 0 ReplyAmazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter...
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