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They call themselves a news channel
Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
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"Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?"
Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I'm gay as fuck.
I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.
Like a reverse Louis Armstrong.
SatchmoSuckmo
Only if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.
Are you using staws in your vanilla ice cream shakes tho?
That's a good point. You may be attracted to men and enjoy having sex with them... but Fox News only says you're gay if you use a straw for a fast food drink.
Depends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.
I don’t care for dicks, but I do love to suck
Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!
I'm gay as fuck.
How much straws do you use?
None. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s
Amazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter...