My brain temporarily forgot how skirts work and gave me a mini heart attack

So, I was just sitting here, minding my own business and feeling pretty happy, when out of nowhere I felt a sudden breeze between my legs.

For a split second, I completely forgot I was wearing a skirt AND that I am literally inside my own house. I panicked SO hard. I genuinely thought that classic nightmare where you accidentally leave the house without pants had finally become a reality.

My heart skipped a beat, but nope, just my skirt doing skirt things.