My 5 year old is reading this right now and says "Daddy, I'm pooping" "When you're done with that, you can go pee on the floor." Wife: "But I want to!" Daughter (to self): deceased.

Doctor: poops deeply " --(my wife) Ha! You finished? Good. Now you're just cleaning your ass and I don't know if that counts as a "cleaning" of your body, or whether it counts.... doctor: "ME, ME... finish what i have to do, because tomorrow we are going downstairs for me alone." .....and so on. This went on for about an hour while my wife cooked and my son ate breakfast (because he is a one-year old, and momma hates waking him up). the point being made here.