Did Somebody Say JEFFREY EPSTEIN?

JD Vance, Todd Blanche, Pam Bondi, Susie Wiles, Kash Patel, and the rest of the Epstein kidfucker-coverup cabal sure hope that everybody continues to shut up about Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein, and those government files that Donald John Trump is all over like a herpes outbreak!

And now that Trump is deploying the US military against its own citizens in a fascist takeover of DC, they just might get their wish.

But Epstein Files news is still happening! When we last left off, the Files Hiding Squad was planning a secret dinner meeting for last Wednesday, right before Vance jetted off to try to save his marriage in the Cotswolds. But somebody leaked about the meeting to CNN, and the family of Virginia Giuffre blasted Deputy AG/Trump’s personal defense attorney Todd Blanche and the administration for refusing to speak to any of Epstein’s victims before sitting down to make a deal with Ghislaine Maxwell, the pimp who was convicted of trafficking her, and allegedly sexually and physically abused her as well.

Then Reuters reported that JD Vance’s spokesperson claimed that the meeting, which never existed, was canceled. Buuuut turns out IRL the meeting was not canceled and did happen, but was relocated to the White House.

. . . But why are they letting all of those Democratic leaders and Bill Clinton get away with this? And why didn’t Pam Bondi prosecute Bill Clinton when she was Florida state attorney general and all that sex trafficking was going on in her state? You are not REAL MAGA if you ask those questions!

Anyway, whether the cabal’s meeting was to come up with a coherent Epstein Files strategy or not, whoever it was that voted to shut up and dribble got their way. Todd Blanche has so far not released any of his sit-down interview with Ghislaine Maxwell where she told him that the only thing she ever saw Trump do was read the Bible and be a gentleman. And no one from the administration has booked time or appeared yet on the Joe Rogan Experience to try to convince meathead Rogan and his millions of dumbshit listeners that the hide-the-salami going on with the Epstein Files is totally normal and cool, and not gaslighting at all.

And what do you know, according to Allison Gill at Mueller She Wrote, now that Maxwell is at princess prison, she is also designated as eligible to leave prison to work. Just like Epstein got to leave prison six days a week with the sweetheart deal he made with US Attorney Alex Acosta, who later became Trump’s secretary of Labor. Whoa if true!