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  • Data would probably choose either a double barreled shotgun or even better yet the BFG-9000.

  • Sure. That black and white hundred dollar bill I printed surely won't pass scrutiny with the secret yellow dots.

  • TIL that "noy" is AI-speak for "scary Bilbo".

  • Welcome to Car Talk with Martok. Don’t drive like my brother; he has no honor!

  • Ok that’s enough internet for today

  • “Ensign Tucker, fire phasers!”

    “Caaaaaptan, I got no fire… I got no fire captain”

  • As much as I appreciate Skeltor, the cat would have worked just as well.

  • Look, I get the sentiment. But objectively, humans that lived in the past, even just a few decades ago, had a much worse standard of living than today. Example: the polio vaccine was invented in 1955. So not even 100 years ago, the likelihood you’d end up paralyzed or even worse in an iron lung for the rest of your life was a real threat. People had a crap ton of kids not because they liked kids but because infant mortality was so high. So saying that we are living in the most prosperous time in human history is objectively true.

    That said, yeah. Eat the rich. 100%.

  • The white wolf’s expression really sells it. “Yeah, we’re talkin’ about you.”

  • This is why I don’t tell anyone about my problems. I don’t want your empathy; I want a fucking solution.

  • Biologically speaking, most miscarriages are fetuses that never would have survived anyway usually due to congenital defects. From a purely biological perspective a miscarriage is usually a good thing. That of course in no way diminishes an expecting parent’s emotional anguish. Saying that a miscarriage is nbd is pretty heartless.

  • You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

  • Like, ok, everyone has their kinks. Who am I to judge. But using, of all things, TWITTER to share porn? Wtf

    Edit: ok it was child porn, much worse than incest. But my point generally stands. Why tf would anyone use twitter of all things to share illegal files?

  • Last name: Sisko Middle name: The First name: Don’t Fuck With

  • I mean, there sort of are consequences. It’s just that it takes two years.