Lol ngl that's probably how a French accent would look like spelt out XD
Oh yes I forgot I blocked Lemmy.ml, no russian representation
people using too many U’s
You mean people using British spellings right?
Sorry, anything with or without / everything not ich_iel
I had to downvote this because 🤮🤮🤮
EDIT the context oc
About 3 and a bit feet
EDIT: Didn't see above comment sorry
You've been added to my banlist.
We once driven through three countries (France, Belgium, back through France, onto a ferry and to England) in one day. Each has a different language.
I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s
Actually, the chemist's for me is only about 350m away, next to the chain supermarket
Here in London, using a car is pain and suffering with single-digit average speeds due to intense traffic jams
And I don't even live anywhere the centre: I live in one of the only London boroughs without an Underground station, that borders no man's land the outside of London
I love how London made most residential roads 20mph so I can bike without feeling like I'm about to be crashed into at any second
Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.
Wow, my London brain just melted (The beach is only 60km away)
Yup, just curious, because there are a lot of people moaning about the situation in some parts of the US
I've heard the legends of having to drive to literally everywhere (e.g. drive thru banks), but I have no clue how far apart things are.
I live in suburban London where you can get to a big supermarket in 10 minutes of walking, a train station in 20 minutes and convenience stores are everywhere. You can get anywhere with bus and train in a few hours.
Can someone help a clueless British lemmyposter know how far things are in the US?
EDIT
Here are my walking distances:
- To the nearest convenience store: 250m
- To the nearest chain supermarket: 350m
- To the bus stop: 310m
- To the nearest park: 400m
- To the nearest big supermarket: 1.3km
- To the nearest library: 1.2km
- To the nearest train station: 1km
Straight-line distance to Big Ben: 16km
Am a brain worm doctor.
Tell me more about your job
IDK if this is just a me thing or something a lot of people experience.
I've been there once. If we didn't have to do other things that day I would have stayed in there to closure time.
https://support.google.com/youtube/thread/83733719?hl=en
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Why did UI's turn from practical to form over function?
E.g. Office 2003 vs Microsoft 365
It's easy to remember where everything is with a toolbar and menu bar, which allows access to any option in one click and hold move.
Seriously? Big ribbon and massive padding wasting space, as well as the ribbon being clunky to use.
Why did this happen?
You're the "chaotic evil" guy aren't you
There was a golden age when computers were something you owned, not like before when they were big machines your employer or university would give out access to, nor like after when they went to the cloud, you bought what was essentially a thin client and every software became a service.
At least in the olden days the computers weren't forced into every single damn part of society!
Now in order to talk with most of your friends and family, you have to sell your soul to every one of the thousand ToS's. It's impossible to meaningfully use your personal device you bought with your own money without the internet, as every app and their mom needs to call home for some reason. For some reason, it is morally acceptable for a company to prevent you from being able to have someone you pay to replace parts of your device with third-party components you bought with your own money!
Now, of course, you can simply install some Libre operating system and use Lemmy, or Mastodon or whatever. But computers are so embedded into society that it is simply impossible to go without these services unless you want to get yourself isolated (and potentially in trouble with the authorities).
Besides, from prior experience, most people are unwilling to use technologies unless it is physically placed in front of them, whether through social influences, advertising or word of mouth, which generally corporate services do better than Libre alternatives.
It used to be that computers and programs were made for the end user. Now they are simply tools for ad and data-collection companies to extract every byte of personal data and force every second of advertising on others.
I've been seriously considering to remove computers from most aspects of my life, but as paper slowly disappears from our lives, this becomes harder and harder. Now you would likely be fired if you refused to use Teams or Slack or whatever your company uses. No one uses fax or writes mail or watches live TV anymore.
The only other alternative is to take back computers and make them personal again.
Please do not add genAI images to punch up your writing. You might think that it adds a nice little bit of visual pizazz to your content-marketing piece, but what you're actually doing is *making it look like content marketing* rather than a useful resource. To the extent that content marketing is a...
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>Please do not add genAI images to punch up your writing. You might think that it adds a nice little bit of visual pizazz to your content-marketing piece, but what you're actually doing is \making it look like content marketing\ rather than a useful resource. To the extent that content marketing is an effective tactic, it is because you build trust with the customer by providing them valuable information. A genAI turd plopped on top of your writing is a signal that it will be worthless slop.
A haiku I made today
> What is happening > > I don't know what's real now > > Give me proper news
Anyone sane has left Xitter already and the crazies stay on their own platform, making the Web generally much more pleasant, as less and less sites link to Xitter.
I decided to write a parody song based on the current state of the interwebs.
Enjoy!
```txt Am I the only one I know Who has an adblocker loaded and installed? Websites will scream for it to get closed, closed, closed
I-I-I browse the internet And UX ranges from up down and sideways Thank God I have Lemmy 'cause Lemmy will always Be better than Reddit 'cause Spez be my life's bane I don't know why sites always seem so dismal Paywall, ads, spam and some tracking Whether it's The Verge or the Times on the Web Sometimes offline seems better than the mess that's on the Net
Let it be said that what ads represents It's operators striking a balance, it's them Striking a tough balance Between bankruptcy and irrelevance That's best represented best by their bank balance I do not have ADHD, my attention just hates all the ads They will not let me read, I guess I'll read books instead And sometimes paper seem better than the distraction on the web
Am I the only one I know Who has an adblocker loaded and installed? Websites will scream for it to get closed But I know I read it this far, kid
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's not as fine as it seems, pardon Me yelling, I'm telling you big libraries Are not what's growing on the web, it's a different dream A terrible AI feasting on handmade blogs Freeze frame please, let me paint a digital picture portrait Something you won't forget, it's all about the Google And how it's a gateway that lets out spam sites That make textbooks look not boring
Behind the screen are islands of brainwash Many minds shipwrecked, this is the only island could find Find, they didn't know it was such a wild island Full of Muskrats and Russian twitter-bots They're trying to radicalise me, conspiracy theories down the line And I know I can help or let the twitter-bots win I begin to download all the pages I can find 'Cause sometimes to stay alive you gotta cut the line
Am I the only one I know Who has an adblocker loaded and installed? Websites will scream for it to get closed But I know I read it this far, kid
Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I say we should take a break away From all the pain the Web has made The game is not played alone And I say we should take a FOSS project And use it and know that the Web can have a better undertone
And I say we should take a break away From all the pain the web has made The game is not played alone And I say we should take a FOSS project And use it and know that the Web can have a better undertone
Am I the only one I know Who has an adblocker loaded and installed? Websites will scream for it to get closed But I know I read it this far, kid
We've read it this far
We've read it this ```
https://mastodon.social/@catsndogs/113085942557641707
Part of my series of wholesome comics; today is a special!
This is a follow-up from my previous thread.
The thread discussed the question of why people tend to choose proprietary microblogging platfroms (i.e. Bluesky or Threads) over the free and open source microblogging platform, Mastodon.
The reasons, summarised by @noodlejetski@lemm.ee are:
> 1. marketing >2. not having to pick the instance when registering >3. people who have experienced Mastodon's hermetic culture discouraging others from joining >4. algorithms helping discover people and content to follow >5. marketing > >and I'm saying that as a firm Mastodon user and believer.
Now that we know why people move to proprietary microblogging platforms, we can also produce methods to counter this.
How do we get "normies" to adopt the Fediverse?
A poster I made to promote the Fediverse.
The PDFs and the light version is on the Internet Archive.
This work is public domain, so feel free to do whatever you want with it; for example print it on a T-shirt!
EDIT: Low-contrast Solarized versions are now available!