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Sorry if you had a stroke reading that. I kind of had one typing it.
If the rumors of Dark returning are true, he could do remote commentary on pre-taped matches. I believe that was done for a lot of Dark content.
You sonofabitch, I'm about to leave for work and that's gonna be stuck in my head all night.
More places for wrestlers to work is a good thing.
Sweeter than I was expecting.
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Spoiler for tonight's RoH show.
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Does this mean that Serpentico got a win over Sammy Guevara? Because that's huge. Time to push Serpentico to the moon!
Seriously, though, I hope Sammy's okay.
I assure you, I did not do that.
*chugs White Claw
Glad to know my memory isn't as shit as I thought.
I did not know there was a second one. IIRC the original one was blackballed when she went into business for herself and broke another wrestler's arm. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
He still has a lot of Stans to this day. But, yeah, Pete Rose is indeed a massive pos and I hope there's a hell just so he can burn in it.
As a Cincinnati native, I don't miss him already.
Personally, I'd prefer if McIntyre tricks Larry into eating CM Punk. But that's probably my inner Russo talking.
If Shane McMahon shows up on AEW tv, I will cum with the force of a thousand suns.
I'll be looking that up!
Meanwhile, I still await the PC release of rebirth
NeoJoshizzle with a handy little video to get everyone up to speed going into TJPW's next major event.
Share your thoughts and predictions below.
TZM has learned that not only have DDT's Yoshihiko and WWE's Katie Vick been in a long term relationship, but that they plan to marry, as well. The happy couple revealed their plans in a MySpace post shortly after WWE announced that Vick was to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
While no date has been set as of this reporting, it was stated that AEW's Cardblade and Juicebox would be groomsmen, with Moppy serving as Katie Vick's Maid of Honor.
Yoshihiko and Katie Vick did not reply to TZM's request for comments.
Unable to compete after being viciously attacked by Dwayne "The Fucking Rock" Johnson, Cody Rhodes is not cleared to wrestle by WWE medical staff.
Additionally, due to his excessive potty mouth, The Dwayne "Rock Fucker" Johnson has been suspended indefinitely.
This left Wrestlemania's main event in limbo, until help came from a very unexpected benefactor: Tony Khan.
When asked to comment on the decision, Tony Khan said: "He's (referring to MJF) out of TV rotation at the moment, so we aren't using him. And his history with Cody is no secret, this is the perfect opportunity for him."
We also reached out to Triple H, who said: "We've been sending our best NXT talent to AEW for years, it's about fucking time TK returned the favor."
Triple H was then also suspended indefinitely for using the F word.
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Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling's biggest event of the year is streaming on Wrestle Universe this Sunday, and NeoJoshizzle has posted a video breaking down the full match card.
Some big names will be featured, including (but not limited to) Aja Kong, Max The Impaler, Minoru Suzuki, Emi Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, and Masha Slamovich.
