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  • All part of their scam plan

  • You can afford groceries. You just can't afford to get caught.

    Side note, but you know those coolers for the milk where they stock them from behind? Loss prevention sometimes hang out in those - straight view down an entire aisle and shoppers* don't usually pay enough attention to notice them. Something to check.

    Good luck all! ^_^

  • Historically, hospitals have been know to utilize prescription beer to safely manage severe alcohol withdrawals, preventing life threatening gran mal seizures

  • Bruh, we're called 'nurses'.

  • Historically, hospitals have been know to utilize prescription beer to safely manage severe alcohol withdrawals, preventing life threatening gran mal seizures

  • Instructions unclear, drinking feces-contaminated Budweiser.

    sip

    ...only the texture changed.

  • Historically, hospitals have been know to utilize prescription beer to safely manage severe alcohol withdrawals, preventing life threatening gran mal seizures

  • Yeah but insurance covered the rest of the $400 can, so really you're getting a bargain!

  • Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling 'Unsafe'.

  • I think it's a different D word. Some kind of French haircut if I'm not mistaken.

  • 'dumb' thermostat that can switch itself between heat/AC within a range?

  • I think that one's the winner - thank you!

  • The great silence or why haven’t we found any aliens yet?

  • I like the theory that any life advanced enough to explore the galaxy is watching humanity in disgust and avoiding us like the plague while waiting for our self-induced extinction.

  • Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis?

  • i am not sure there are any politics to debate , killing nazis is good.

    Yeah but it has to be in the context of videogames, or it's "iNciTiNG viOLeNcE" or some shit.

  • Google joins the party

  • This and similar stories are 100% PR bullshit to make it feel more like an actual intelligence.

    It didn't "escape its sandbox" any more than your mug of coffee did when your asshole cat swatted it off the table.

    Actual intelligence that's artificial remains confined to science fiction, and no amount of marketing will change that.

    If and when the day comes that we make a true AI, there'll be some serious boy-who-cried-wolf shit going on to convince the public that it's actually real this time.

  • 'dumb' thermostat that can switch itself between heat/AC within a range?

  • That looks similar to my current model - look at the switch on the bottom:

    It can be set to heat OR cool. Or neither. But not both. Apparently letting the internal thermometer decide if it needs hot or cool air is a tall order.

  • Home Improvement @lemmy.world
    Murse @slrpnk.net

    'dumb' thermostat that can switch itself between heat/AC within a range?

  • Brain scans reveal widespread structural and functional changes in patients following COVID-19 infection

  • Naw, they were just as stupid/malicious/anti-American pre-covid.

    Any effect it had on their brains has been obfuscated by their chimpanzee-esque baseline.

  • Brain scans reveal widespread structural and functional changes in patients following COVID-19 infection

  • I've never gotten a soapy taste from it either, but I definitely have the gene that makes it taste horrid.

    For me, the taste of cilantro is the exact same profile as the smell of stink bugs. So... Anything with even a tiny bit of cilantro in it tastes like it's filled with ground up beetles.

    But not soap. Tbh I think soap would be an improvement.

    ...I'm super jealous of folks who don't have the gene - what they describe it tasting like sounds fucking amazing.

  • McConnell released from rehab center 50+ days after hospitalization

  • isn't just mildly infuriating.

    ...idk, there comes a point of exhaustion where major grievances are so frequent and routine that you kinda just go numb to them.

    A new one pops up, we'll bitch about it for a bit, and just fizzle back into numbness.

    It shouldn't be mildly infuriating, but here we are.

  • Kellogg says it's removing artificial dyes from cereals by the end of this year

  • Yeah I know, but like... our planet is on fire, the Nazis are back, we (US) have a president who's at war with our citizens and economy, we have the Horseman Pestilence acting as Health Secretary... the list goes on and on.

    Cereal took a step in the right direction. Woo. 🎉

    It's still really bad for you. Woo. 🎉

    I know not all things need to be relative, just where my brain is at right now.

  • Is Google Gemini trained on Google docs? One indie developer thinks so, after it told players about his unreleased game plans

  • Don't be evil.

  • me irl

  • *cocks uBlock*

    BLOCK ELEMENT

  • Kellogg says it's removing artificial dyes from cereals by the end of this year

  • ...add one to the pile of "why tf wasn't this done like 20 years ago".

    Baby steps I guess, but that baby is currently staggering its way through a forest fire in the context of the rest of current events, so it's kinda hard to give a shit about cereal right now.

  • Google's AI told people Flock cameras were full of gold. They weren't.

  • Not just gold, but a warm and fuzzy feeling!

  • U.S. moves to decertify group that tried to collect organs from living patients

  • Yeah, but if you went to flip-the-switch school for a quarter of your life, passed the flip-the-switch boards, adhere to (or in this case, only 'be aware of') a flip-the-switch ethics committee, and practice alongside dozens of flip-the-switch support staff, it's a bit of a different scenario.

    Doing all that and still flipping the switch inappropriately is NOT some split second decision making dilemma, it's legit malice.

  • techsupport @lemmy.world
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    YouTube audio starting new track mid-video, or randomly from the home screen.

  • Coffee @lemmy.world
    Murse @slrpnk.net

    Is there a bulk/inexpensive coffee that actually tastes good?

  • Solarpunk @slrpnk.net
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    Solarpunk in healthcare?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Murse @slrpnk.net

    Looking for insight from the crafty types: how would you go about making a rolling (semi-mobile) dual computer monitor stand?

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
    Murse @slrpnk.net

    Smartphone that isn't filled with AI slop or general enshittification?

  • PC Master Race @lemmy.world
    Murse @slrpnk.net

    Looking for keyboard recommendations

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    Murse @slrpnk.net

    Where can I ask less stupid questions?