Blackmist @ Blackmist @feddit.uk

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How the fuck do you go out of business selling overpriced plastic tat? They must have a cost price of pennies.

They're $240m in debt, and I bet the people running it are not short of money.

For 20 years.

I hope there's a giant archive of these guides we can download, should anything happen to that site. Any older games you might be stuck on, this is about the only place to go for help.

And I'll tell you now, old games can be obscure as shit. They didn't care if you finished them or not.

I think I've worn long trousers twice in the last five years.

Both for funerals.

Of people who died heroically of hypothermia. 💪

Ugh. Don't waste my time with syndicate slop. Broadcast TV is dead.

If you only need 5 episodes to tell your story, then have 5.

Y CANT THEY B MORE LIKE THAT NICE MRS THATCHER???! 🤬🤬🤬

Betteridge's law of headlines: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

I can't really think of a country more reliant on air travel than the US. They should all just stop turning up for work.

There's probably odd boxes here and there still running Windows 98.

"now if you just sign here to buy our Stasi-Bot..."

The janitor is nice though.

No Red Dwarf fan would buy this.

I've played Wolfenstein The New Order. Probably Nazis.

Even #3 feels overdressed right now.

I am fully expecting England to not be at the top. Especially if written skills are measured.

Cool. We'll swap him for that cunt that ran over a cyclist and then fled back to the US.

Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

Monkey with a gun.

The one with Jet Li is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life and certainly the worst I paid money for.

The most interesting thing about this movie is how it ended John McTiernan's career.

It is shockingly shit.