Programmer Humor @programming.dev π»πΌπππππβ @lemmy.world 2y ago Shiiieeettt....
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around thisif IsCEO() { openGoldenParachute()}
If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!
Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would've never encountered this mess /s
Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls
I'm gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to melol. That was good
https://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/todocommentsanalyzerisrequired/krx0p8h/FTFY
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!