Anyone know of a good vegan recipe with lots of meat in it?

How much you want to bet it had plenty of protein?

Vegan recipes are usually really good. I just add meat since I like higher protein meals (not that it's needed).
I follow a disc golfer who has been Vegan all his life. When someone asked about it and how he gets all the nutrients he needed, he said all nutrients come from plants, he's just skipping the middleman.

I like that actually. A lot of vegan recipes have stuff I’m allergic to for protein (I can’t eat any legumes), but I could try a vegan recipe and just add meat and make a few replacements since I won’t be needing the lentils or beans or whatever for protein. You’ve given me a good idea.

Why not try making a recipe with a protein then? That’s the part I don’t understand.

This is just a hypothesis, but I think stupid people are on the internet now

How do you know a meat eater? They will tell you and be pissy about it.

And they'll butt into any conversation with the type of meat they use. "I'm having dinner tonight",
"I ~~use arch~~ eat beef, btw"
- I think it's funny that vegans are stereotyped as preachy and annoying when approximately 99% of trucks in my city have a front license plate that says EAT BEEF
- Either that or they'll tell you they "barely eat any meat" or that "they buy local whenever possible, which is more ethical right?".
  While eating a Big Mac.
Is that a strange vegan comeback? For the entire history of civilization, people were eating meat when given a choice. It's vegans/vegetarians who made not eating meat a point and a thing. And while I understand why people make that choice, some of them spend way too much time advertising their way of life.
- It's more than a way of life to them, it's an urgent necessity, like dropping fossil fuels. They talk to you about it because they want to sensitize you.
- Found the meat eater.
- Are you sure on that?
  Jain, Buddhist, Hindu, Manichaeists, Monasticism etc might want a word.
  Maybe also bear in mind it's perhaps the industrial revolution and massive scale animal abuse that's led to the average pleb expecting daily meat instead of daily bread.
- Marrying, among other things, children is a large, normalized part of human history, but that doesn't make it right. Eating meat when you can choose not to is morally wrong. Period.
- Found the meat eater
- Hey, found the pissy meat eater.
Found the gatherer.

Get a friend and a scalpel

Ask them to take out up to 3/4 of liver out of your body (no more than that!)

Add it to the recipe as you please

???

Infinite vegan dishes with meat!

Liver ouroboros! Get one of those portholes like a research cow for easy DIY harvests.
- 😂 this is so elegantly fucked up

He obviously didn't try hard enough, everyone knows if you cook vegan recipes with enough skill and passion the meat just appears out of thin air.

Interestingly enough that might still be vegan

I want to believe the majority of these comments are just trolls

Unfortunately people never seem to get tired of attempting to mess with those that choose this lifestyle.
I bet that the ratio would be depressing to look at. Because some definitely are, but not all. 😭

Any time I look for new side dishes instead of searching for sides I search for vegan recepies.

Ideology aside, some of that shit is straight fire.

well maybe the child would be smaller if you fed him more vegetables.

Not if you do it right! My kids have been lifelong vegetarians and are BEASTS.
- Hey you know what eats vegetables? YEAH COWS AND THEY'RE HUGE AND YOU WOULDN'T DO WELL IN A FIGHT WITH THEM.
  Silly obligate carnivores~

Its generally frowned upon, but if you can catch a vegan...

Look, we all know the most ethical meat to eat is that of a billionaire. I’m just not sure what bait to use to catch one.
- Might be ethical, but probably tastes disgusting :(

Bacon .... you can add bacon to any recipe to give it a meat taste

Fun fact, bacon bits are typically soy unless specified.
- Okay? They were talking about bacon, not bits.
- Unless you're trying to avoid bacon, in which case it certainly contains bacon.

I feel like this was a joke that the second person didn’t get.

It's a review of a dish. Even if it's done ironically it is still overall negative.
What's the joke?

Gotta get the fake meat!!!