Found one in the wild

"I Never Thought" pretty much sums it up.

No, they thought plenty.
Their hate for whichever marginalized groups they felt deserved to be hurt outweighed their thoughts of self preservation.
Its the common thread that links all maga members together.
They think someone needs to be punished, and hearing that a candidate will is all they need to know. They don't care if on the long list of people to punish exists them or someone they know.

I'm done with clicking on titles that say nothing. Sometimes the jokes are good but with so many of them now, I can't waste time guessing.

"god bless" = developmentally delayed in any case.

My guy they are deporting 4 year olds, I don't think legal system has any effect.

God bless the leopards. May the cat guide you.

God bless the leopards.
You mean ICE?
- Its so fucking wild to see people cheering for the Gestapo because some random right-wing shitposter gets caught in the crossfire.

You voted for a man with 34 felony convictions, found to be civilly liable for rape, whose best friends were human trafficking pedofiles and called for an insurrection live on TV because you thought he would follow the law?

I might go so far as to say Trump was also probably a trafficker. I think that's the reason he's still scrambling to scrub everything from the Epstein files, because he knows he's dead meat on the world stage otherwise. I'm willing to chalk up the whole "restarting child separation" thing in 2016 up to racism, but then for ICE/CBP to just brazenly state "we have no idea where they went" reeks of "we just have this black van and some of the kids go in there, and some of the kids go to foster homes."
- I just mentioned what was crystal clear before the election for even the most mouth breathing faux addict
Yes
Dude is absolutely following the law. Money makes the illegal into the legal. What do you think the law is?

bummer. i wonder how this could've been prevented :/

Edit: Sorry y'all, I've been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community. Apparently my shitpost comment is a "selfawarewolves" and not a "leopardsatemyface" and as such is a grave transgression. I can only hope my execution is swift and merciful lmao. o7 Godspeed comrades.
What do you mean 99.9999% of the "illegals" aren't actually viscous criminals and it's all just... random dudes like my neighbor Josue from Church? But he's One of the Good Ones™ dagnabbit! I had wanted all them damned "Trendy R Agua" guys Joe Brandon flooded the country with to steal the election for the Demon Rats and bankrupt my SNAP and Medicare gone.
~~-- That guy, probably~~
They can never explain to me how they actually steal the election when these people can't vote and nobody has ever proven they do or have. Never mind the fact that these people pay into these programs without being able to actually receive them statutorily most everywhere. Or that Trump is actively gutting them.
- Are viscous criminals a bit thick?
- Edit: Sorry y’all, I’ve been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community.
  Yeah, you should ignore that dude. Seems to have made a hobby of telling people "That's not LAMF" and collecting downvotes.
  I, for one, thought "Trendy R aqua" was great. The Mexican branch of Hydro Homies.
Idk, but maybe some of those people yelling "don't trust them, they're all racist pieces of shit" had some kind of point.

There was a Mexican immigrant at work from a more financially secure family who travelled back to Mexico for a visit right when the ICE problems were exploding; he couldn't understand our surprise that we would risk it. "I'm not illegal, I have all my papers". Bro, none of your white citizen coworkers think this has anything to do with immigration status, the crackdown is just about racism.

Those mexicans don't know anything, right? jfc.
- Just like some Americans come from privilege so do some Mexicans.
- Some people are clueless, sure. Lumping a group like that is pretty racist.
  This is like the Tejanos getting kicked out of Texas after fighting for its independence.

Hahaha. Sucks to suck.

That last paragraph about ~"we voted maga ... we want the illegals gone ... never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant" sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.

But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.

They were sold the idea that deporting unregistered workers would mean more jobs for registered workers. Essentially they voted for the one party promising jobs.
Too bad it was all a lie
Libs need something to feel smug about onto even if it's fake AF.
- FUCKING EVERYONE HERE IS LIBERAL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- Pffft, shit like this happens all the time. Calling it fake is pure cope

Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.

"A first-time illegal entry is a federal misdemeanor, punishable by a fine of up to $250 and a maximum jail sentence of six months."
Source: https://legalclarity.org/18-u-s-c-1325-illegal-entry-and-its-legal-consequences/
- Overstaying a visa, which accounts for more immigration violations than illegal border crossings, is a civil offense.
  It’s incorrect to say that there’s almost no crime involved, but it’s definitely not all or most people who commit immigration violations.

The goons that ICE hires aren't bright enough to distinguish between legal and illegal. They recently tried to arrest Elaine Miles, who played Marilyn on Northern Exposure. She isn't the only indigenous person that they've tried this with.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake

I 100% believe that a big reason they're so adamant about the masks is because they pulled from a bunch of those white supremacist militias to pad out their numbers. Illegal to them is absolutely just "not white enough" or "not speaking enough English" for them.
- nah they'd deport white immigrants (me), ethnic native Americans, melanated American-born citizens and even white Christian Americans born in California or New York who vote democrat in a heartbeat.
It's a mistake to say this is because of lack of intelligence rather than targeted malice.
Cool story but can libs laugh and feel smug about it? If not, gtfo of this comm.

Obligatory: Have the day you voted for! o7

Well, pal, hopefully she's not arrested and deported after leaving one of her final appointments before the citizenship goes through.

I cannot even fathom being so stupid as to think this wouldn't have happened to me or that posting this would matter in the least. If anything, Republicans are reading that and belly laughing at how fucking gullible they are for believing anything trump says.

Sucks to suck, bud.

Have the life you voted for Kesilisms. MAGA beta importing a foreign wife because American women aren't interested in raising a man child.

What do you want to bet that "legal" pathway they were using is one of the ones like TPS or Asylum etc that Trump has explicitly said was "illegal actually, trust me bro"
No way it's only taken 2 years on the "normal" legal track.
- I bet they could have a much easier time migrating to his wife's country or any third country too. Its kinda shocking when I see people who are full citizens of countries going "oh yeah I just immigrated a couple of years ago" and it's like...you can do that?
Lib xenophobia/misogyny on full upvote in this comm.