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potoooooooo ☑️ @lemmy.world

5d ago

And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?

Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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- Do you mean Joe Biden?
  
  Thanks, Trumpbama
Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"
- That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
  
  I prefer shumming
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
- Why though? Cum is not a swear
- Yes
Mickey7 vibes.
- Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
- Or how to enjoy humor
  
  This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet....
  
  Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
- Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I've optimised my game.
  
  Speedrunning that shit.
  You put the BJ in BLJ.
  
  do you use glitches?
  
  It was good for me, was it good for y... Nevermind I don't care
  
  Then there's no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he's good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
- If I didn't know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
  
  Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
- Well dépends, sometimes promising ''it'll be quick, won't feel a thing'', seals the deal.
Cringe censoring is cringe
Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.
- I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You're not wrong!
I'm something of an expert. You'd know nothing about it

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