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Peedow in a meedow. Obv.

Pehdo is a mehdow

Fairy in a prairie?

Another Trump meme, I'm gonna puke! And they tell you to leave internet if you can't take all these US news and memes.....

A troll takes a stroll

Pederast in the grass?

Trumpkin ready to give a blumpkin?

Pedo in a meadow

Best one.
This one is a great litmus test for the British
Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?
- "Pehdow". Yall spell it "paedo" ;)
It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.
I was thinking "dumbass in tall grass" but I think I like yours better.
Wouldn't it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo
- In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.
- The other explanation is right but what's freddo?

Pedo in a meadow

I think we found the winner
I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn't work in English
- Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn't flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear "Fucking peee-doooh!"
Paedo in a lea, tho'

Bitch in a ditch

If only

Coward in flowers

Coward in flowards

Crazy in daisies

Ass in the grass

I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it
Fat ass in the tall grass
Asshole in the grasshole
etc.

Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.

Bastard in a Pasture

Winner!!!
Edit: nvm, saw pedo in a meadow steals back gold medal

Man-child in the wild?

well that's a pedo in a meadow...(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee) i suppose we could say a pedo in the weedos for the brits

Pedo in a meadow

Trump in a Dump

Trumpf im Sumpf.

Trump in the swamp.

That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope

No bulletproof shield in an open field.

fascist in a field?

Trump taking a dump

Ew. Please don't make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don't watch the news. There's nothing but shit on it.

Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

Man who tried and failed to imprison his political opponents because he tried staff a critical DOJ role with home owner’s insurance attorney, on a prairie.

Pedophile in the daffodils.

Now there's bitch in a field.

Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.

I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and it’s a shame America doesn’t agree.

Nonce on jaunts

Trump in a Slump?

Pig in clover?

clown horsing around

C'mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We've moved on to so much bigger things since then.

Rapist in the tulips.

We also would have accepted "Racist in the tulips".

Trump on a dump

My racist FIL was quite proud of his little black figurine in a shot-glass.

Gluck-gluck in a field?

President at his residence?