Caption this.

Yeah OK I'll bite.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”

Much like a claymore, the apple is a directional munition. The stem goes towards the doctors; the user should always see the apple anus. New users can remember this with the phrase, "Kiss their ass goodbye."

An apple in the hand makes the nurses scared

Gotta catch em all

An apple in the hand is worth 4 doctors and 2 curious onlookers in a hospital?

He's not wearing any pants

Edit:

I'm not an apple bottom girl, I'm your PCP!

Why must we wear these ridiculous ties?

Shorty got them apple bottom jeans

Doctors fear the apple man

Eris up to new shit

Put this on your head and I'll shoot it off, it'll be funny!

I just learned somewhere on YouTube that this saying originated because apples were thought to ward off or cure gonerea.

Gods of death love apples