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Woman found zip-tied in woods staged her own political attack, DOJ says

www.newschannel5.com

A New Jersey woman who was found bound with zip ties in the woods and marked with a derogatory phrase referencing President Donald Trump is now accused of staging the attack.

Natalie Greene, 26, is charged with conspiracy to convey false statements and hoaxes and making false statements to federal law enforcement.

According to court documents, Greene and a co-conspirator called 911 late July 23 and claimed that three men had attacked them on a trail at the Egg Harbor Township Nature Reserve. The co-conspirator told dispatchers the men referenced Greene by name and mentioned her job in politics. According to reports, Greene previously worked for a Republican congressman.

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Me: I wonder how they know it was staged
But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."
Lol
- I wasn't aware zip ties were that hard to find for some people
  
  I guess when you order everything online your whole life, you may never develop a sense of what stores and what departments items are usually sold in. 🤔
- Did... did this idiot think they weren't going to go to the hospital with her and then when the ER doc tried to clean the wound it... wiped away...that the police were going to just think the 3 guys where just wanting to have a dress up tea party or something.
  
  did this idiot think
  Lemme stop you right there.
  
  A body mod artist does literally wound you, it's not paint. It's plugs cut out, sub dermals inserted, or just ears pierced if you're vanilla, that's the sort of thing they do.
  
  "She had lacerations on her face, neck, chest and shoulder"
  Scarification is a form of body mod
  
  Oh no no, she committed to the scam harder than that. She paid a body modification artist to cut her up.
- Geeez, have some respect for yourself and throw yourself down a hill and get some real cuts/bruises. Its like they made no effort to cover any tracks.
- THE ZIP TIES ARE COMING FROM THE HOUSE.
- It's a miracle she didn't Google "Someone to scratch letters into my skin near me"
  
  There’s money in and around Egg Harbor. She didn’t need to Google where to find somebody to cut her up, she probably already knew four of those guys. But she’d never used a hardware store before.
- These fuckers dont even know tk clear their own cache and cookies...
  
  That doesn't mean anything. They can request your browsing history directly from your ISP
They really like to manufacture unreality and sell it as true.
- This one is super weird though. Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her? I'm guessing she's another alcoholic for trump. Regardless, she's in for a ride:
  Each count carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
  
  Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?
  Many MAGAts that face social consequences for their MAGAtism cry victim and and then circled with attention and monetary support by other MAGAts. Since they aren't actually victims and they want the attention, they manufacture the victim status.
  Sadly this isn't confined to MAGAts. Actor Jussie Smollett did the same thing attempting to manufacture victimhood of a hate crime. What really angers me about Smollett is that there are real victims of race based hate crimes and his antics cast doubt on those other real victim's situations.
  
  It's not as weird once you realize that they need everyone to be as crazy and stupid as they are. They can't stand a world where that's not true.
  
  Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?
  For the same reason these people think that someone would Sharpie "FUCK ICE" onto a clip of bullets after killing only detainees at an ICE facility, and then just plop it on the ground.
  
  She's white, she'll get probation at most
  
  They want to start a civil war.
  
  Presidential pardon incoming.
  
  And a pardon from Trump.
Really stupid. She could have just said a slur on tik tok and been a millionaire from donations by now.
When leftists attack so few people (no, Charlie Kirk's shooter wasn't a leftist) that they just need to fake their own shit all the damn time.
NOT familiar at all! Nuh-uh!
- What's this?
  
  A racist trying to make it look like he was the victim of a hate crime. That's a Mississippi state flag in front of him, Confederate version.
  
  Last living confederate veteran.
- lolo "Blacks Rule" 😂 i just can't with these ppl
- Left is best
I hope a critter peed on her
Edit: anyone who can’t guess where to buy zip ties is a moron
- Jesus, I had to go into the article to figure out what you were talking about and it's so pathetic.
  But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."
  
  "zip ties near me", amazing, perfectly fitting for our era of unreality
  
  It was so weird that it jumped out at me lol
That was very Smollett-minded of her.
- Yep he was the first thing I thought of too
This is some real imbecile shit
- We've got some real winners out here in Jersey, unfortunately.
This should serve as a reminder that fascists will do ANYTHING to get what they want.
- Also should serve as a reminder that you should believe NOTHING they say or claim, no matter how atrocious, because the chances of it being bullshit are higher than it being truth, and what nothing more than to provoke civil unrest if not outright civil war with their lies and bullshit.
  Isnt she also covered in scars cause she said the imaginary liberals cut her up?
This should convince most folks the right are trying to start a civil war, but it won't.
This is worse than the Bowling Green Massacre!
I’m more surprised the DOJ is going after her for this rather than giving her a medal.
"I'M A VICTIM!!"
- I mean she is, but she's struggling to understand that the people she supports are the ones victimizing her. That's why all these people have to make shit up.
Why is it always the right entangling themselves in crime?
Anybody want to take bets on what skin color these alleged kidnappers would have? Or is that too obvious?
- Obviously they were Muslim gay black trans Mexicans!
  
  My cousins didn't do it. They were with me all the time that day, eating falafel tacos.
  
  Woke Muslim gay black trans liberal Mexicans.
After Jussie Smollett, can't imagine why anyone thinks doing something like this is a good idea.
Ah the old Ashley Todd game. Same ending. Fucktards....
Very kinky.
LeopardSuicide?

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