I'm afraid I'm on an episode of Game Changer

Last night my girlfriend was talking in her sleep and she told me "I've been here the whole time."

Has Sam Riech body snatched my girlfriend? Does he plan to return her? Will I appear on a future episode of dropout where Sam becomes a poltergeist? Or has Dropout America Sam Reich turned into Mr. Beast?

Learn the awnser to these questions and more. Sometime. In the future. Maybe.