Not the time, Marilyn

For your birthday, I give you the gift of having to explain me to Jackie.

Oh she knew. Even before they got married everyone warned her that jfk wasn't suited to monogamy.
- He was a rich playboy with decently good looks. Monogamy was never in the cards.

I never believed in conspiracy theories around deaths /murders of prominent people until I watched that video. 'as seductively as possible' is actually an understatement, she came short of sucking the mic. If I was JFK's wife watching that, I would definitely have given her 'a lesson'.

::Skyler White enters the chat::

Ahhhhhhh politics. Democrats not being able to keep their hands off of young women, Republicans not being able to keep their hands off of young men. Both sides trying to convince everyone they aren't doing it.

One side trying to fuck the working poor, the other side trying to help the working poor whilst fucking themselves at the same time.
(It's not the same, is what I'm getting at)
- While it is clear which side is less worse over the other one, I'd really argue that that one side that is not trying to fuck working poor is trying to help them. At best, they do bare minimum. In case they would really try and help working class and give them security, many things in USA would differ from what they are today.
- You don't think touching someone who isn't your spouse isn't the same regardless of what political party you're a part of? Seems odd. Call me old fashioned but infidelity is infidelity regardless.

Happy birthday,... Mr. President...

Wait. Did Vince Gilligan add that one awkward scene (with Skyler doing the thing from the meme) to secretly imply that Marilyn Monroe ordered the hit on JFK?

Careful with those barbituates

Bubba was at the white house for krasnov's bday?