They're only real ducks if they're from the duck region of france, otherwise they're just sparkling wine
Hah thanks! This pops in my head every once in a while but I forget to look it up when I have a chance to
I just want to double check that everyone sees that is a fake duck
Don't be gatekeeping duckdom.
They're only real ducks if they're from the duck region of france, otherwise they're just sparkling wine